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dirt lax

/adj/ quality lacrosse

the kmhs jv lacrosse team is so dirt lax that they proceeded to bend st mary's over and rape them 17-0

by d1rt l@xer March 29, 2009

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lax bro

a lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like โ€œbroskiโ€ , โ€œstokedโ€, and โ€œbrahโ€ to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as โ€œthe flowโ€. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes

*Arrives at Nantucket*

Cassie: โ€œWow, so many hotties! What species are they?!โ€

Chelsea: โ€œThey are known as the lax bros.โ€

by Shookums666 August 15, 2018

113๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ex-lax

noun. A name for a person who fouls something up; a fuck up, a schelmiel.

Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!

by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009

125๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax sesh

Anytime a group of bro's pick up their lax wands and toss around for an extended period of time, mostly throwing behind-the-back and underhand passes. Also common, but not neccesary to the lax sesh: some brews, some bowls, the occasional babe, dispatch, dave matthews, o.a.r., jeep wranglers, hemp anklets, board shorts, lax pennies, polos, madrass, reefs, rainbows, aviators, and a good flow/ mullet.

Dean-o and his bros had nothing to do on Sunday, so they had a five-hour lax sesh.

by Devlon April 10, 2007

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lax guys

the only type of white boy that is attractive

damn look at those sexy ass lax guys

by ..ghetto.hoeass November 15, 2018


Lax Cabbage

Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.

Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.

by BroLaxLaxBro December 11, 2015


lax scrub

noun-one who tries to play the awesome and intense game of lacrosse, but sucks so bad that noone wants him on their team. Usually has no flow and can't scoop GB's.

Lax player 1-Did you see Marcus Mavlian miss that GB?
Lax player 2-Dude, Marcus has no flow... he's a lax scrub

by marcus can't lax April 2, 2009

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