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dry nightmares

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

by BiggJussn July 11, 2005

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Transparent Nightmare

1. when one feels they have no privacy to pursue the American dream because their American dream is to be exclusively private and void from the presumptions of having a right or privilege to a public opinion.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.

3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.

4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.

You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.

by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022

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Bleeding Nightmare

An act of bleeding out all your hate, anger, fear, loneliness, jealously, confusion and other negative forms of energy. Bleeding Nightmare is accomplished during your sleep. After falling asleep, 100% of these negative forms of energy disperse and float in the darkness of your room. Your body will have a chance to partially recover from the tragedy of life. These floating evil energy will watch your body recover in the night. 2/5 of the negativity will be release from your body and never return. The moment you open your eyes, roughly 3/5 (floating in your room) of the remaining negative energy return back to your spiritual component. Hence, these evil energy will strike your heart to remind you that reality wants your absolute attention thus giving you no time to love. The universe is an irrational place because we human constantly polluting the universe with roughly 2/5 of our dark energy (daily). Dreaming is reality while "true" reality is a nightmare. The only way of bleeding out all your nightmare is to die in your sleep and never have to face reality ever again.

**At OSU-OKC**
David: I failed my Chemistry, Macroeconomic, Philosophy, and Spanish class. I'm going to sleep.
GDL: Why?
David: I'm going to cause a bleeding nightmare.
GDL: David, you are a successful failure. You work at five down stairs today by the way.
David: I'll bleed as much as possible.

by BenchMax345 February 21, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


freddy's nightmare

used to describe an extremely ugly person.
this person is so unattractive that he or she even appears in the nightmare of the most vicious
and horrifying character Freddy Kruger.

dahlak: have you seen my new girl?
dima: freddy would be scared of her...
eugen: how does she look like?
erman: she's freddy's nightmare!

by erman_cassel January 11, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


mexican nightmare

synonym for mexico.

I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more.
Theres a big fat policeman at the door door door.
He grabbed me by the collar.
He made me pay a dollar.
I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more.

--excerpt from young mexican girls' pattie cake song displaying their hate for the mexican nightmare

by itzblay November 6, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Peanut nightmare

A sex move involving a salad a blow dryer and a female dog. It is where you blow the salad up your anus whilst the dog eats it

Did you hear about gaving getting a peanut nightmare

by Jake The Jew Forster January 25, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Indian Nightmare

Having dreams about being evicted from your home.

I woke up this morning worried I'd be homeless, but then realized it was just an Indian Nightmare

by KP831 December 21, 2011

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