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Furniture

Sex equipment

We had some fun with the furniture

by Fuckmeassandcallmebetty September 15, 2019


Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 11, 2011


no furniture

A girl with loose walls that no longer grip dick

That bitch ain’t got no furniture

by Guckyoubbbbbb November 4, 2019


No furniture

A girl with loose vaginal walls that do not grip.

My dick slide right in

That bitch ain’t got no furniture

by Guckyoubbbbbb November 4, 2019


chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.

After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture

by medicneballer April 26, 2019


Move furniture

To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound

Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.

by Ry the don January 8, 2022


Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.

"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."

by Elcopro December 17, 2009