Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.
Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.
A girl with loose walls that no longer grip dick
That bitch ain’t got no furniture
A girl with loose vaginal walls that do not grip.
My dick slide right in
That bitch ain’t got no furniture
A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.
After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture
To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound
Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.
Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.
"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."