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The act of one persons eyelashes being used to stimiulate the underside of a mans scrotum.
Last night my girlfriend gave me an Oriental Butterfly
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an asian resturaunt located in Coomera in QLD Australia. it is the perfect place for prank calling. call them at 55
"hey its steve i would like to order 10 kilo of fri rye"
"ohhhhkay steeeve....FUCK YOU"
"NO FUCK YOU ORIENTAL FUSION YOU HAVE RAT SHIT IN YOUR ASSHOLE BITCH CUNT MOTHERFUCKER
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When you are pulling a train of entirely Asian guys. Or in layman terms an Asian gang bang.
Few adult features highlight The Orient Express.
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This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.
"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"
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The way in which a person is inclined to desire or seek physical though non-sexual affection in the form of cuddling, hand-holding etc in relation to particular people.
Most people have a sensual orientation corresponding to their sexual orientation but though Ashley was straight she still enjoying snuggling with a lot of her female friends.
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a person that doesnt know if they are fags or just metro and hangs with boys that are homosexual
Person 1: Why do you talk like that and hang with that person are u gay?
Person 2:no??? umm... he "just cool"
Person 1: yea ok u are orientation confused
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Your sexual identity; sexual preference
Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
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