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A man who is incredibly horny with an afro and a big nose. Also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his ass looks okay.
I'm Merv the Perv, can I stick my wee-wee inside your cootchie-wee?
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When a person secretly wishes to be molested , or do the molesting, and/or inappropriately groped by the sweeping limb of another human or at least inadvertantly nuzzled by an passing, overly friendly cainine or primate
desperate, lonely, sexually repressed and frustrated single people. Wishes to be "perved upon". That guy purposedly reached across the table and brushed my breast on the way by. What a perv-luster
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looking at another players screen when playing video games to gain an unfair advantage.
call of duty split screen
Max is running around cant find Tim, so looks at Tims halve of the screen to find his position then throws a grenade which explodes
+10
Tim "Oh man you're such a screen perv"
Max "hey it was just luck, I am not cheating honest"
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A creepy self absorbed guy who thinks he is gods gift to woman only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.
Hey,Jenny want to take a nap ( code for spooning )?
Uhhh no Cliff what are you a sketchy perv?
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To take a sly look at a person or a part of a person, or possibly an animal or part of an animal etc., whilst imagining lurid sexual fantasies involving the object of the obsession.
Foxy lady:
Were you looking at my arse again?
Goddam faggot:
He was I saw him at it.
Normal guy:
Yeah... I was just copping a perv.
Foxy lady:
Oh right...ok...and you mind yer business shit stabber, yer just jealous.
Goddam faggot:
Hmmm..he is nice.
Normal guy:
Have you been copping a perv you bender?
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(noun.) 1. A person who is sexually attracted to themselves, mostly in a narcissistic manner.
2. A pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.
She only looks at her boobs in the mirror, what a self-perv.
Only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.
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Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.
Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
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So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.
Enough with the Perv Shaming.
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Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.
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Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?
Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!
From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
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