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The gayest sport. in gay countries its sometimes known as football. 90 minutes of nothing. players wear stupid long socks and short shorts. if someone gets a goal then thats like a once in a million years occasion. the only sport where 2-0 is a blowout. 95% of the game is spent by 2 defence guys tapping the ball to eachother. if you touch someone you get sent off the field. if someone gets the ball taken from them they flop and pretend they're hurt. if someone scores then they jus put all their players in the defence half of the field. goalies feel the need to dive for the ball, even if its going straight to them. NBA is way better.
soccer fan: OMG did you see that guy on the other team just dive onto the ground and pretend hes hurt. I hate when he does that.
me: everyone who plays soccer does that. duh.
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The most popular, over-rated sport in the world. You are lucky to see a score every 30 minutes.
People say that soccer is "hard" and all about "Skill". That dosn't make it exiting or overly fun.
People act crazy at the soccer, especially afterwards. There is always usally riots, torched cars, bashings, and that's just what the winners do. Supporters of the losing team nearly always cry after every match, no matter how insignificant it was. They have been known to attack supporters of the other team, cut themselves, throw themselves off of balconies even cut off their genitals with bolt cutters.
You better not think about even nudging the player with the ball or you'll get a yellow card. And Heaven forbid if you even accidently trip your opponent, you'll be sent off with a red card.
Exiting events rarely happen, and the score is often a draw.
For a real sport try basketball.
Some wog: AHHH! WE LOST THE SOCCER ! LIFE IS OVER! I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE! (Cuts off genitals).
Me: Geez get a life, play basketball.
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An absolutely horrid "sport". The only strategy in this "sport" is setting formations and subbing substitutions. In football, you have to memorize hundereds of plays and formations. Like for instance, if your a WR and a QB says "42 red blue right" You must know EXACTLY where your going to be on the field, what rout to take, what player to block, etc. Absolutely no dumbasses are allowed in the big leagues, take Ryan Leaf for instance. This guy was a dumbass jock, and becuase of it, he turned out to be horrible in the NFL. You could be a dumbass jock in Soccer and you could still be succsesfull.
You are not required to have ANY upperbody strength in Soccer, and the only "injury" these soccer players have are sprained ankles, and you know how they got that? By being tripped! Boo fuckin' hoo, be a man.
The refferies are fucking sad. There calls are based on OPINION, what the hell is up with that? Like for instance in the world cup, one american guy got tripped by an italian, and the refs shows a red card, even though he TOUCHED THE BALL and IT WAS THE FORST FUCKING FOUL OF THE GAME. The refferies pull out these "cards" on impulse. Basicly, the only reason America did not get past the first round was becuase we lost that guy and we had to settle for a tie. In Football, if a referie calls someone out (because there are no fouls because football isn't for pussies) He ALWAYS checks with another Ref to see if he agrees. And even if they missed a call (Which they hardly do) the COACH (Not Manager) can tell the refferies if he thinks they did, and they ACTUALLY listen.
Another reason Soccer Sucks, is because of the point system. Do you know why Hockey got rid of these "ties"? Becuase having ties in a game are STUPID! So why dosn't soccer have overtime to decide the tie? Becuase soccer feels that it has to be so boring that it should have 0-0 ties. I mean, atleast when your going to football, baseball, basketball, or hockey game you KNOW there is going to be a score, it's guerenteed. And this goal-differential is also an embarrismant. Imagine if your goalkeeper was having a bad game and you lost 5-0. It would take over a month just to break even! Like when the US lost 3-0 in the World cup, but then played VERY well the next two games. We didn't get passed the first round, because of that 3-0 loss. The only way we could have gotton past is if we won a game 3-0. It wouldn't matter if we did win the next two games, because we would still need a goal differential of 0 to break even. What a messed up system!
And yes, after all that there is still something wrong with soccer: Everything else. The game itself lasts for only 90 minutes, a football game lasts for 210 minutes. The game of soccer contains passing the ball over and over and over and over again and some scoring. In Football, EVERY play is exciting, whether it be a passing play or running play. In soccer, the ONLY thing exciting are the goals, in football, EVERY aspect of it is exciting, whether it be a long pass, amazing catch, broken tackle, hard hit, interception, long run, sack, or even the time inbetween plays.
American Football "pwns" Soccer
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The BEST sport ever played. In most of the world its call futbol which is NOT to be confused with the fucked up game us americans have call FOOTBALL in which you DONT USE YOUR feet, like ever.
ME-I love soccer i have pickup soccer on Fridays, 2 Games on Saturday, practice on Sunday, Goalie practice on Wendsday followed by regular practice.
Football loveing retard- that sounds boring I'd rather watch football the most retarted sport ever in which you dont use your feet
ME-WOOOOWWWW ur retarded
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a sport where two teams of girls/feminine men run around and kick a ball for 90 minutes, soccer fans get angry when they're called pussies just because their sport involves no contact and little to no use of the hands, they also insist that their sport is exciting despite the mundayne nature of passing the ball a thousand times and extremely low scoring games, it is, however a good pastime for women who like to keep in shape.
I punched some fag in the face the other day because he was bitching about how I had disrespected soccer.
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1. A great respected sport that requires lots of skill and will never get respect by most north americans.
2. A branch off of a no holds barred game where people would try to make points by kicking a ball over a bar.
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or "footie" as most soccer playing individuals would call it, is the mother of the much more manly football (Rugby). Soccer players start their career in rugby then move quickly to soccer because they cannot "hack" the hard hitting, beer drinking, partying all night long part of Rugby. It does not sadden the rugby world that soccer is more popular however, because they would just assume not be associated with the soccer players. Some ruggers been quoted as saying, "we don't want to be associated with the soccer playing fags."
Dude! wanna go play some soccer?
No thanks, I don't like taking it in the ass. I want to play Rugby.
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