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Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.

Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"

by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023


King of the Stall

A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.

John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”

by BackontopinJune January 25, 2022


Stall Pause

The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity

boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.

by NickyLags May 6, 2011


Stall Standoff

The act of refusing to do one's business at a public restroom until it is completely vacant. This often leads to a standoff when there are two parties who are trying to be modest.

I had just gotten situated on the can when someone ran into the stall beside me. A Stall Standoff was made for 10 minutes until I just couldn't hold it anymore.

by albinorineo March 7, 2012


Stalling the flow

When there is work to be done, yet all you do is joke around.

Person 1: "Hey did you finish the advanced factoring of Calculus Polynomials??"

Person 2: "Hey man remember that time at the fair when you puked?"

Person 3: "Dude, you're stalling the flow."

by ZeroBallGravity September 8, 2010


Stalling Off

A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side

Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not

by DreadfulControversy October 25, 2011


4th Stall

Euphemism for masturbating.

Origin - somebody from our office building appears to masturbate in the 4th stall in our shared bathroom every afternoon.

"I don't feel much like going out tonight. I'm going to 4th stall it at home."

"It's been a slow day at work - I 4th stalled all afternoon."

by EyeballIB July 16, 2013