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usually worn by old italian men and mostly in staten island (hence "staten island tuxedo", it consists of a velour track suit and bright white sneakers
hey look at the old guy who looks like he's in the mob, he's really rocking that staten island tuxedo.
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A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy
generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !
The typical staten island boy is the type of boy who spends more than a half hour on his hair... who thinks he is gods gift to earth... who uses the word bro, pronounced brah... who drives around in his car trying to pick up those great typical staten island girls... who are typically defined as wangsters, wiggas, and or guidos... boys who think that smoking pot is the coolest thing to do on a friday night...who need to grow up... and more or less, boys who need a reality check
The Staten Island Boy driving down the block couldnt have been more white, so why was he blasting DMX and have fake gold chains on?
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if you asked somebody in staten island to describe guys and girls that live on the island they it wouldnt be surprising if they said this:
Girls:
1. Mostly of Italian nationality
2. Sluts, whores, bitches, hoes, skanks
3. Have tanning passes to all the tanning salons
4. Get their nails done (preferably tips)
5. Have guido boyfriends
6. Walk arolund like they own the place with thier short mini jean skirts and their hair either starightened or scrunched
7. Have at least one piercing mostly on bellybutton
8. Drink uncontrollably
9. Act obnoxious around guys just so they can have attention
10. Have the famoous staten island accent
11. You can tell right away where they are from
12. Snobby and mean
Boys:
1. The Italian guidos
2. Spiky hair...tan...built body...wax eyebrows...manicures and peticures
3. You can call them "metrosexuals"
4. Very into themselves
5. Think they are black sometimes
6. Act liuke they are the only guy on staten island so they have to hook up with every girlon the island in one
week
7. Dress very nicely : pink shirts anyone???
8. Usually have an earring in their left ear (or is it right??) no its definitely left
9. Have slutty girlfriends and only lie them becsaue of what they give them
Anyway you can see how staten island kids are but thats ok cuz im one of them
you would ususally hear a staten isaldn person saying:
1. Yo
2. Mad sick/cool
3. Thats dope
4. What up
5. whats poppin
6. new "yawk"
7. Wharta (water)
8. Not pronuncing their R'S at the end of words
9. um goin out wit this girl tanite
10. u goin to da farrell dance tanite
11. How about them ladiess
Youw ill usually see the girls walking around with coach bags and fendi bags and ugg boots and the guys with their ferrari cars and pimped out clothes and jewelry
also there is alottt of DRAMAAAAAA
You may be thinkin that si people are madd rich???
well some of them are and some of them ACT!! like they are
i love staten isalnd though<333
staten islandd kidsss are madd cooolll!!!1
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when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower
Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower
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also known colloquially as "Tech", it is the only specialized high school in staten island so every smart kid on the island tries to go, but half of the school is from Brooklyn anyways. it's highly ranked as one of the best schools in the nation for no tangible reason. most ride the s79 to get there and those who dont are rich enough to get car service or have a car. it is barely trying to get more diverse but faculty is all white and play favorites so it's not working and there is always an insect infestation going on. you know everybody in your grade because Tech is tiny and overcrowded as fuck. you can get a good balance between education and social life there if you never sleep and kiss your all teachers' ass. everybody and every teacher thinks they're better than any other high school in the area (i.e. new dorp, fort hamilton). it also has a strange system of staircases where only one can access all floors.
I applied to Staten Island Tech because I didn't have another choice. It was this or Stuy or Tottenville but I chose tech because it's "more personal".
Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?
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When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl
"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"