beer sweats

An uncomfortable condition of excessive sweating the day after binge drinking. Caused by all the booze screwing up your hypothalamus, which regulates your body temperature.

Yeah, I was pretty tore up last night. Now I'm paying for it with a splitting headache and a bad case of the beer sweats.

rage sweat

Perspiration that cannot be explained by physical activity, eating spicy/hot foods, or by humid weather. It is caused by intense anger or frustration.

Person 1: I can't believe I didn't full combo that Rock Band song! I'm so angry I'm sweating!

Person 2: Chill out with the rage sweats, it's just a game.

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break a sweat

To put forth a large amount of energy or effort into or toward a task. Usually used in the negative to indicate the opposite. Likened to perspiring due to strenuous physical activity.

That test was so easy, I aced it without even breaking a sweat. She didn't break a sweat becoming the district attorney.

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sysop sweat

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.

{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.

stim sweats

when you take a lot of stimulants and you start having cold sweats

Me; yo dawg I'm getting stim sweats

Dawg; drink some water bro

cock sweat

fucking long and hard all night long

I banged the bitch all night what a cock sweat!

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Shit Sweats

The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.

Oh man, oh man! Pull over RIGHT now! I have the shit sweats! This deuce needs to drop right now!

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