Poodle

Secret word for period. Commonly used by young girls to talk about periods without others understanding what they are talking about avoiding embarrassment.

"Oh my god Lisa! My poodle is giving me so much pain!!!"

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Foot Poodles

Obnoxious furry boots that trendy girls like to tuck their designer jeans into. They can be spotted at a variety of social gatherings in any type of climate, including the desert heat of Arizona.

It's going to be cold tonight. You might want to tuck your leggings into those new foot poodles your parents bought you for the holidays.

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logic poodle

n.: circular logic, 2.: a response to an illogical statement presented as fact.

"I think people are more friendly and pleasant when the weather is bad because they have something to talk about together."
"What?! No, that is a total logic poodle. It makes no sense! People are miserable when it is nasty outside."

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poodle hat

1. A funky album by Weird Al, who specializes in parody songs.

Has such gems as Couch Potato (based on Eminem's Lose Yourself) and Bob, which is a fantastic song in which every lyric is a palindrome.

2. It could also be defined literally as a hat fashioned out of a poodle, which is a breed of curly haired dog. In this day and age the poodle would probably not be real and the hat would be a faux poodle hat.

1. "Dude! Let's put Poodle Hat on!"

2. "Dude! I've got my poodle hat on!"

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poodle fucker

Madonna

pop star madonna fucks a poodle in her book SEX

She also has posed erotically with poodles on several other occassions.

Madonna is a poodle fucker.

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barf poodle

to barf uncontrollably, often on other people.

"yo mang, you played the barf poodle last night!"

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poodle faker

noun
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.

Joe Leon is a poodle faker.

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