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VERB -- To leave or give a religious text or pamphlet instead of an expected cash tip
I just got bibled. I thought Table 4 left a $20 tip, but when I picked up the bill, it was fake and covered in text about how Jesus is gonna save me.
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A book that DOES NOT oppress people who happen to be gay. It explains that having feelings for the same gender is not a sin. (It does however say that having intercourse with the same gender is a sin, because intercourse is supposed to be a sacred thing and God would like it to go as he has designed it)
I can't believe people talk about the Bible that way- it's not that cruel!
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This is the ACTUAL definition: The Bible (from Koine Greek ฯแฝฐ ฮฒฮนฮฒฮปฮฏฮฑ ta biblia "the books") is any one of the collections of the primary religious texts of Judaism and Christianity. There is no common version of the Bible, as the contents and the order of the individual books (Biblical canon) vary among denominations. The 24 texts of the Hebrew Bible are divided into 39 books in Christian Old Testaments, and complete Christian Bibles range from the 66 books of the Protestant canon to the 81 books of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church Bible. The Hebrew and Christian Bibles are also important to other Abrahamic religions, including Islam and the Bahรก'รญ Faith, but those religions do not regard them as central religious texts.
In Theology I, we examined the New and Old Testaments of the Bible.
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The religious text used by Christians. Despite slander from some anti-religious groups, the bible contains many helpful life lessons and intriguing stories. And while some of it may be fiction, the weird part is that historians can, in fact, pinpoint certain eras mentioned in the bible. So, without it, there's a piece missing in the chain of historical events.
Slander the Bible all you want. If I had to choose between burning a bible and being nailed to a cross, I'd say: "Shut up, get a hammer, and nail me to this thing already." No contest.
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The highest grossing fiction book ever published.
The Bible has been number 1 in fiction for a long time, the NYT just put it in the religion section as a joke.
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Guy no.1: Dude we ran out of toilet paper what should I do?
Guy no.2: Use the Bible!
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1. A ridiculous attempt to add validity to an equally ridiculous set of beliefs held by gullible, subservient, pseduo-masochistic, child fucking , soap box carrying, back woods dwelling people to convince mainly themselves and the like that thier imaginary friend is real because the bible is thought to be the inherent word of God the omnipotent, omnipresent, douche bag that is so powerful yet remains indifferent to the suffering of kids who are molested and abused, the millions who sleep out side, & those who are born into violence, and dispare.
2. A step by step guide to becoming a racist, ignorant, judgmental, arrogant, piece of shit that non Christians can't stand to be around, because you all are dripping In fraud, your either aware your living a bullshit existence which makes you a sociopath, or your just too fucking stupid and are incapable of critical though, problem solving, and thinking for yourself.
I cannot believe so many people still believe that the bible is a literal work of God.
By now you would think that people would realize that from cover to cover the bible is on lie after another.
Professing belief in the bible is a sure fire way to lose every shred of credibility you possessed.
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