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During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.
"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"
Combat engineers are infantry but better. They can do all that infantry does with added explosives. They are known to be hard nosed, hard dick, fighting machines. Never cross paths with one of theSe crazy mofos
There are obstacles between us and the objective call the combat engineers.
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A field where your best will never be good enough and girls are rarer than a shiny Pikachu.
college freshman: "I don't really care about happiness in life, or enjoying college..I think I'll go into aerospace engineering."
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The most respected career in the world. Worked by men with solid muscles and huge horse-cocks.
Hey Girl, did you see that rich, sexy, hairy, muscular man that was hung like a horse?
You mean that Power Engineer? How could I miss such a perfect piece of man meat?
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German Engineering
Engineering at its finest.
German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:
Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays
1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.
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Someone who signed up for at least 4-5 years of insanity inducing torture.
Oh you're going to be an electrical engineer? Hopefully you'll make it out in one piece.
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A game in roblox where a bunch of copy and pastes and slenders go and online date. The copy and pasted love to push and bomb others for no reason.
Copy and paste:wanna play ragdoll engine??
Slender: sure ####
Copy and paste: #########
Slender, copy and paste: *push* *hug* *mean*
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