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Hwagae market is a term that the duo sope use whenever they make a comeback
"we should make a comeback of the hwagae market"
"yes we should"
Surreptitious trade in agricultural produce: buying and selling of agricultural produce that is against the law or official regulations. A common practice within the EU particularly since the rise in popularity of internet based auction sites.
"Hans, how on earth do you think Herr Muffin is going to shift all that reject grade wheat?"
"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"
A marketing method/faux pas wherein the marketing team makes it a policy to treat their customers like shit, until one day a berated customer lets powerful people in the industry know of these practices, or a singular incident goes viral, and the bad PR effectively ruins that marketing person/team/company's chance of ever working in that industry again.
Joe:
I just asked the marketing company when my order might arrive and he called me a bunch of names and told me to shut up.
John:
I'm not surprised, they've been using ocean marketing for years, it will someday bite them in the ass.
Someone who feels the need to recite a companies marketing as if it was the truth with out even stopping to think about what it even means.
Douchebag: "Mac OS X is better than windoez because it is POSIX certified because the Apple product page told me so."
Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"
Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"
Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"
Douchebag: "Uh..."
Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac.com' and more time reading about real computers."
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The basement at your parent's house.
Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.
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Also known as, the WORST place on Earth to be working at, since it is a concentration camp with people who have to follow every rule of the place no matter how lame/stupid it is, or else they get fired.
Person 1: Hey, where do you work?
Person 2: I work at the concentration camp
Person 1: Oh, you mean Market Basket?
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