Whoa Speedo

when things get alittle bit too fierce

GUy: i want to fuck you
Girl: whoa speedo, your old enougn to be my grandpa. slow it down

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WHOA HOLE

big holes on pants

My pants got caught in a bush and now they have WHOA HOLES.

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Whoa Hopped

To be fucked or to announce you need to be fucked in front of a bunch of people who not so secretly HATE YOU!

N-I need to be Whoa Hopped!
Everyone else-{SHUT UP YOU DUMB SLUT}

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whoa job

A blow job of considerable importance, such as one from a superior at work.

Stan: Mrs. Speets wants to talk to me after the meeting about an important project in the works.

Tim: Oh yeah, huh? Maybe it's the O'Reilly merger?

Stan: Probably. And once I seal that deal I'm hoping for a whoa job.

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whoa mama

Similar to hot.
1. Used to describe the sexiest clubbin outfit.
2. The state in which one must go out to a good club

oh my ga - you look so whoa mama we can leave now

When Nelson got to work yesterday she was looking soo whoa mama.

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whoa dream big!

Best quote from the movie juno

Bren: When you move out I'm getting two weimaraners!
Juno MacGuff: whoa dream big!

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Whoa Nelly

A sexual act involving two participants. In this act, the man* is having sex with his partner from behind (i.e. doggy style) while he/she is on all fours. During the final stages prior to ejaculation, the man will commence to wrap his partner's or his own underwear** around his partner's head while grabbing both ends in one hand, rise to a crouched position, and begin jack hammering while forcefully pulling back like a cowboy riding a galloping horse. Just prior to climax, he will yell "whoa nelly", while pulling back one last time.

Variant: At the end, if having vaginal sex, perform a surprise anal insertion.

*Man is a general neutral term to describe the dominant partner in this scenario, it can be a heterosexual or homosexual man, a strap wielding lesbian, or a dominatrix pegging her bitch-boy.
**In a punishment/hate-fuck scenario, heavily soiled underwear are recommended.

I was riding your wife from behind last night, and just before I busted a nut I wrapped my shorts around her head and gave her a "whoa nelly" as I rammed it in her starfish.

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