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Now United is a world wide pop group with 14 soon to be 15 members. Names: Noah, Josh, Bailey, Krystian, Any, Sina, Heyoon, Sofya, Shivani, Joalin, Sabina, Hina, Diarra and Lamar. Now United was created by Simon Fuller. Simon Fuller is best known for starting the second best group (after now united) called the spice girls.
P1: Who’s this new group I keep seeing?
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉
1.When someone is taking a long time
2.Another word for Lagging
3.Someone from a group who is running late.
4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.
1st Example
Person #1 - Where's John?
Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now
2nd Example
(John finally shows up)
Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!
(John feels bad)
A Professional football team from the English university city of Cambridge. Despite spending most of the time in the lower leagues, United have had two spells in the second tier and have reached the FA Cup quarter-final twice. The clubs nickname is the U's, whilst the fans are referred to as the Amber Army.
The club share a fierce rivalry with the other lot from Cambridgeshire, Peterborough United - AKA the scum.
Cambridge United - Super U's!!
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A B-Unit is an all-male social group from the "burbs" (hence the "B") that collectively excels at all aspects of life.
The definition is based on the elite social and sporting group from southern Canada. They are known internationally for their dominance in waterpolo, hockey, mountain biking, academics and football.
Yo Marty, those guys in the B-Unit have 4.0s, have hot girlfriends, and play varsity sports. How do they do it?
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A secret society/cult of immortal anthropomorphic eggs.
I’m going to an EGS UNITED meeting today.
1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.
2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
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Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀
Person 1: who do you support
Person 2: bantchester United