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The Most kickass band ever, influenced thousands of musicians and just were awesome.
"The first Velvet Underground album only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it formed a band."-Peter Buck
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A woman so mystical she represents a creature never seen by man.
Did you see that girl? She looked like a Velvet Swan.
A blowjob from and elderly woman who has removed her dentures.
Sweetheart, remove your teeth and give me a velvet gnarly
The clitoris or, as they say, "the little man in the boat"
She was never really into men; I guess she was sexually content with staying home with her cat watching the Twilight series and playing her velvet fiddle 'til she fell asleep...
slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached
Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!
A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.
My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
The Velvet Room is a location in Persona games which has a certain long nosed man named Igor, This place is said to be the reflection of one's heart.
It is a room that only those bound by a contract could enter.
Dude with Glasses: Yo I was in a Velvet Room the other day, shit was wild.
Blonde Deliquent: Damn, you high bro?