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Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.
any person can run at wooden spoon speed.
after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.
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Inability to gauge the onset of intoxication until the commencement of blackout. Typically, individuals focus on the future drink and hurry through the drink in hand in order to enjoy the next.
"Did you see Ryan last night? His Wooden Leg Syndrome was out in full force. He must have topped off right before the face plant/bloody mess."
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walking around with a hardon all the time
I go to the club and see all that fine ass,makes me walk around wearing wooden pants
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The act of having sex with a woman on the sill of a window, preferably a wooden framed one, but with a fun twist. After a good amount of thrusting, the woman proceeds to shit profusely against the window's glass. The man then moves on to the "waxing" which consists of rubbing the poo all around the glass in a circular motion with the woman's ass. The ramming continues throughout this process until the deed is done and the window has a nice "wooden wax" shine to it.
Jeremy: "Hey Alex, let's go wooden window waxing at the local Stop and Shop!"
Alex: "What a splendid idea, let's go!"
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An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.
Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife
a wooden train in the likeness of henry the green engine from Thomas the train. Produced from 1992 to 2022 onwards.
"Yo dude wanna see my wooden railway henry?"
"Shiiii dawg that's pretty lit, lemme see that wood"
someone who is not easy to get along with.
Cole, shut up, you are a wooden shit piece.
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