parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.

It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!

country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.

I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.

lunch twin

A lunch twin is when two friends are becoming best friends but don’t wanna date so they become more than friends and a lot less than a couple. So they become lunch twins and they scream at each other anywhere examples of this would be in face time calls ,middle school, and high school hallways.

LT1: hey have you seen my Lunch Twin??

Person: no?

LT2: LUUUUNCHHH TWIIIIN!!!!

LT1: LUUUUNCHHH TWIIIIN!!!!

down to lunch

Mid-morning sex. Usually a perfect 10/10 on the sex scale

I went down to lunch with this chick today. She made me read the bible after showing me her "main course".

public school lunches

for a country that is very rich America can at least make school food a little bit better

person: hey usa can you fund more money into the public school lunches . America: no lol

Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

Swamp Lunch

The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.

She hasn't showered in days but Jim didn't care, he still went in for a swamp lunch.