Seasonal Edging

Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.

Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.

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Hollywood season

Giulia just said this to you and you feel really fucking stupid

“It’s the Hollywood season” (you think she meant to say holiday but she didn’t)

lambing season

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time

Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season

Seasoned tictac

Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.

Oi, Roadman ting you seasoned tictac

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more

girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs

Hoodie season

Stealing a boys hoodie and never giving it back

"Hey its hoodie season" girl 1 says
"Oh no.."

Second Season Syndrome

Second Season Syndrome comes the week or few days before the playoffs (also known as second season) in major sports, especially when the media coverage starts to become more prominent. It's when fans get so excited and over anxious and start to go a little crazy, and can't wait till game day. It is something only true sports fans experience, as they are extremely loyal fans to their favorite sports teams.

It's Thursday and Second Season Syndrome is starting to kick in.