Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

Dave

Not real/A delusion

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"

Dave

Materiaalpapi, man who oversees all materials!

1: He takes care of the materials!
2: Of course! He's Dave!

Dave

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave

- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave

Dave

This name is used for people heavily addicted to squirrels.

Dave: SQUIRREL!
Alex: Chill Dave its only a squirrel.

Dave

Dave in the locality of Digos means "Putangina mo." It is usually used as a joke for people who are usually called "Putangina."

Person 1: Kumusta Psalm?
Person 2: Huy Dre, Kamusta! Para kang isang Dave. Grabe pre putangina mo talaga ah.