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The song of discovering an unwanted gift on your pillowcase;bedding
David: Doo doo, doo doo on the pillow case
Amy: You is nasty, David!
that dog across the road you feel like puntung into the sun because he thinks he is a shark that eats everything and his eyes are bigger then his buttcheeks.
it is dogs head pillow
A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.
Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake
Sex.
Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"
The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo
“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”
when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.
Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!