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When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man
Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably
Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp
Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.
Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.
First of all, who is hawks?
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
Hawks: who Is my little helper?
Hawks simps: it’s me I’m the helper
No simp September for the boys.
Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !
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a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam
adam is a beta simp
he keeps simping off malluc
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