Thrown out trying to steal third

The act of over-anxiously trying to get to third base with a girl, generally resulting in the abrupt interrupting of coitus.

Man1: How far did you get with Lisa last night?
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.

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sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

its just the lyrics of a stupid song that went viral some time ago.

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟sticking out your GYAT for the rizzler 💦💦💦 ur so SKIBITI 😳😳😳😳😳🧐🧐🤗☹️😳⬇️✖️🧐🌟🤨🌟👆💩🧐 youre so FANUM TAX ☺️😌🫠😌🙂😝🙂😶😪😶 🌫️🤤😶🤤😶 🌫️

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put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.

Oh man! Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

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Pull your finger out

Another way of saying, "Have a go!!"

The referee was having a shocker. Someone in the crowd yelled out, "Pull your finger out."

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Are you Joking my Eyes Out?

Are You Joking My Eyes Out??

Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"

Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo

Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)

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sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

some random asshole that was generated by chatgpt made this ass song that is a fucking circus song which unfunny youtube shorts user use this just to get fatherless (im serious don't use that lyric or you will never piss properly again)

youtubeshortsuser:sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
me: 102.67.213.98
youtubeshortsuser:oh shit

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come out of his piano

A really hot guy...so hot that you wud like to stroke him ...and then while hes playning the piano, come out of it.

Id like to come out of HIS piano!

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