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Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.
I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.
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The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.
“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”
the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.
"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"
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Used to describe a guy who loves anis and has red sideburns.
Man Robert!! You're such a canadian bacon!!!
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Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
They get treated like newborn puppys, like they are the same as you.
Awww! It's a ROBLOX bacon hair! Need help? 🥺
Turns out it was a fake bacon, the slender then gets mad at the person and says mic up kid.
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A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.
Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.