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good california driver in the city always do right hand turns. Hay U stay alive longer.
newbee's think about it you never need to do left turns in the city this may take longer however risk of head on crash is less. Better yet take the LA RTD.
as a california driver it not your skill BUT ( mexican without insurance ) who can't read engrish stop signs...
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The California Flip Flop is an act which involves two taken men switching girlfriends and having sex with them. Most often preformed by intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty on a nightly basis. But anyone is capable of California Flip Flopping
Man 1: God I hate my Girlfriend
Man 2: Me too shall we preform the California Flip Flop??
Man 1: What a swell idea Let's do it!
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The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose
I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross
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A sexual act involving a bed in which one girl is thrown onto the bed, one girl masturbates while sitting against the wall, and the third girl gets surprise penetrated from behind, causing her to pass out and fall over. The masturbating female then has explosive diarrhea everywhere
Their video of a California True Colors was used on a shock site
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An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.
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Much like the Canadian Tag Team, when you are fucking a girl and you pull out and let another guy go in. Then you run to go get dressed without letting her know that some other guy is fucking her. You then proceed to walk in and see her reaction when she finds out another guy is fucking her.
Did u just fuckin california tag team me.
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You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on
Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.
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