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The frustration experienced as a result of a backrub stopped too soon, especially when the backrub giver never intended to follow through with the backrub in the first place. A phenomenon similar to, but less severe than, blue balls.
She rubbed my shoulders for about three seconds then just laughed and walked away. Now I've got blue back.
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a blue angle is when you need to fart and you stick a lighter by your bum so it a mini flame thrower
yo man check this blue angle it's gonna be massive
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Cockney rhyming slang for internet shorthand 'tl;dr' meaning 'too long; didn't read'.
Used to tell someone to just summarize what they're saying, because you can't be arsed to to go through it all. Also used to denote such a summary.
Most notably, 'blue fawn' provides a means to convey 'tl;dr' in face-to-face conversation for comedic or ironic value.
As is common in Cockney rhyming slang, the slang term is not necessarily related to, or rhyming with, the original word, as it may represent multiple iterations of rhyme, synonym, or ironic interpretation.
In this case, 'blue fawn' is a synonym for 'teal deer' a possible pronunciation of 'tl;dr'
A: <unnecessarily long, overly verbose, meandering explanation of something with no point or end in sight>
B: Fucking 'ell man. Just give me the blue fawn of the matter will ya or we'll be 'ere all night!
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Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.
“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”
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Discreet reference to Viagra. When you don't want to say "viagra" out loud.
"Looks like we are in with these babes... please tell me you're packin' some little blues."
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Viagra, or any other general male erection pill. General use for younger males to bone all night.
I need some blue diamonds for an evening she won't forget.
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An appropriate term for Viagra.
The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."
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