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On this day you have to hit it from the back and massage your girl
Gf: omg it’s July 21
Bf: what’s that
Gf: you have to hit it from the back and massage me
Bf: say less
July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out
Hey bestfriend today's July 21, would you go out with me?
Day people who can’t get out of silver were born
Noman was born on July 21, guess he will never reach gold
that awkward moment when your cousin accidentally gives you multiple STDS and also ligma lol
mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"