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To have someone crush your dreams.
Hey I had this awesome idea: maybe we could go to the beach today.
That's an awful idea.
You didn't have to pee in my cereal like that.
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Having to pee so much ur penis tip starts to bruise
My penis hurts, I've been pissing so much I have a black eye pee
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A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.
John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!
Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.
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"oye desi... lets get drunk nd listen to daru pee ke"
"im down"
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When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.
Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!
taking a wee in the toilet
Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants
A good way to get out of an awkward situation.
Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee
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