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Proof that humanity is failing.
Rip off of my favorite things
Guy: Theven weength yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!?
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.
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what i got a week before modern warfare 2 came out... not fair
*turns on 360 sees red rings of death in lower right corner*
*calender says november 3rd*
*kills self*
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A ring of which is worn by Married guys whom at night when they go out to party with their fupo friends, tend to remove the ring so they can appear single. However, its been known that having a soltero ring on your right pinky means you are married to a homosexual and remove it when you go out with friends to pretend that you are straight.
David- Oye ay viejas here at the club.
Lucho- Yes sir,
David- Ok.im taking off my soltero ring
Example 2
Jimmy- Oye are we going out tonite with the fellas
Lucho- I think so.
Jimmy- Kool beans, please remind me to remove the soltero ring from my pinky
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When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them
Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!
A term used by dark souls players to signal that they will be jerking off to gay porn.
"Hey Jimothy, I'm gonna hop on Elden Ring later, will you?"
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An expression used when someone (usually a female), is casually dating someone (usually a male), but it suddenly proposed to. The proposal is usually rejected.
No wonder! It was a fling-a-ding ring!
When you eat spicy food and later when you shit your asshole burns.
" I love these hot wings, but I'll pay for it later when I have the brown ring of fire."