On March 1st its National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day, when you are free to run over feminists with trucks!
Ryan: Bro its March 1st, do you know what that means?
Kevin: What?
Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!
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The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.
Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck
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Means that you are cool about doing something.
Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.
Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.
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Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight
For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway
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When a big thing goes inside a small space.
I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage.
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A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.
"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."
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The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.
So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
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