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Covert covid

Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.

Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus

by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020


Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome

I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.

by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022


COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID

Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.

by Slamb Doctor November 19, 2020


Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants

“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
Ron DeSantis

by Sanjopla September 25, 2020


Covid-🐡

When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.

In Japan, the authorities have yet to report how many customers who were recently hospitalized were due to Covid-🐡 rather than Covid-19.

by Covido December 24, 2020


Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.

I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.

by cchat November 22, 2020


Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 16, 2022