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Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.

Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.

by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021


covid hickey

a thing moms say when hugging their daughters and seeing their neck....during covid. duh.

"is that a covid hickey???"

by zackie salmon August 8, 2021


covid cure

The holy water, mixture of water and meth. Gospel to save your from death. Intravenous enlightening nutrition fed fungi.

I sure need to 180° this pandemic covid cure with the 45° by your stripes I'm healed gospel decree.

by CMD88 June 24, 2020


Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not

She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before

by PK1611 August 28, 2022


covidation

v. The envelopment of a country, business, school etc by the viruses, rules or miasma of Covid-19.

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We are tired of the covidation affecting us all. So tired.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021


covid slut

Someone who doesn't practice social distancing

Damo: Last night I fucked that street whore for a half hour straight!
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.

by Dracophile September 26, 2020


Covid-19 (20/21)

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.

With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?

by Covido January 2, 2021

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