Sock Tease

The act of arousing someone with a foot fetish by lengthening the process of a sock removal.

My girlfriend knows I have a foot fetish, so she gave me a sock tease it took her almost two minutes for her to get those stinky socks off!

pecker sock

A sock that goes around the penis

A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"

"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"

Hospital sock

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.

Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?

Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.

Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit

Sock Liam

Means to eat Liam’s head off and continue to take a hokey stick and shove it up his decapitated nose hole

Liam prepare your self for the sock liam

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

Pandora’s Socks

When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.

I can’t believe I found one of Pandora’s socks in my drawer!