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N. Something or someone that is unpleasant, of low quality or worth, disagreeable
You're working the graveyard shift instead of attending YOUR OWN party?! That's poop soup, bro.
My boss is so rude. She's totally poop soup
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A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.
"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
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While engaging in a sexual interaction, grab both testicles and shove them into the womans parts while shes on her period so she bleeds (hence soup)
RICK:HEY man
DAVE:Whats up?
RICK:Yeh Im just gonna go bowlin' for soup now
DAVE:Ok see yah later
RICK:yeh see yah
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1: A traditional soup found in Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine. Usually served during special occasions. Made with Shark Fin and many other ingredients that include shrimp, chicken stock, mushrooms, and scallions.
2: When a man lies down on in the sand on a hot day with an erection, forming a pool of sweat underneath the erection, the pool of sweat representing the "broth" and the erection the "shark fin".
1: I was throughly disappointed that the restaurant ran out of shark fin soup. This was the only restaurant in New York that serves the classic dish.
2: Tom: Man, I still can't believe we got kicked out of the nude beach.
Larry: The lifeguard caught us with shark fin soup, theres nothing we could do man.
Tom: That is true, my shark fin soup smelt disgusting.
Jim was so elated to put soup-to-nuts that he almost didn't finish his school work.
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When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.
They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.
Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.
Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.
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