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When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.
having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit
Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.
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When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.
Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"
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Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.
Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.
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coffee makes me poop man
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A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.
Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.
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Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".
Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.
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