shit and a half!

res gestae exclaimation

An automobile appears out of nowhere. you hit your breaks."SHIT AND A HAlF!"

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half breed

is when two people mix cultures and have a baby

domenic italian fucks the shit out of anna australian and she gives birth to a half breed

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half calf

Half calf can be one of two things. One thing can be when you are trying to cut back on straight caffiene coffee so you get half decaffe half regular or when your penis has half a boner but its not all the way there , so its also half soft.

Mom:yeah ive been having way to much regular coffee lately
Son: why dont u get a half calf?

or

I wanted her to keep sucking me off but i couldnt because i only had a fucking half calf after i came into her mouth!

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Half-load

Noun.
A person who is not very smart

Derived from a man only shooting half of his load into a woman's vagina, and the resulting child being half of what it could have been.

"What a half-load, he keeps trying the same trick and falling on his face."

"I'm ready to go, but this half-load is still in the shower"

"I was playing against a bunch of half-loads on COD last night, I won 20 games in a row"

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Thirteen-and-a-half

12 jurors, 1 judge, and a half-assed chance

The system makes the thirteen-and-a-half a reality for minorities.

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half-speak

To attempt to participate in a conversation while still listening to headphones in one ear, in an attempt to look cool and aloof. The action often generates contempt for the half-speaker.

"God, I'm sick of Hamish and Joseph half-speaking all the time!"

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half-racist

A half-racist is a person of one race being only friends with another race but would never date nor marry the other said race. read below.

For example: a half-racist is this: a white person being only friends with blacks but would never date nor marry a black person and the vice versa goes as well with all races and ethnicities

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