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just friends

A polite way of saying "never gonna date/screw/ect."

Hey (insert name), is that your boyfriend?

No, (insert name of opposite sex) and I are just friends.

by spacepants2003 November 14, 2005

365πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž


friend hopper

In order to describe a person who "hops" around from friend to friend or clique to clique, and only acts as a friend when he/she is in need of a favor, or else he/she is never heard from.

Man that Erik is such a friend hopper, the only reason he was hanging out with me was so I would help him study for the exam.

by Thomas Jahn October 26, 2007

52πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


flirty friends

Friends, usually but not limited to the opposite sex who are more than just friends, but less than lovers. Flirty friends should not be confused w/ β€œfriends w/ benefits” or β€œfuck friends” as flirty friends actually tend to flirt in public, cuddle, spoon & occasionally kiss rather than engage in fellatio or coital relations. Most flirty friend relationships have a tendency to end in disaster when the male, in most cases, assumes the relationship has evolved into something deeeper & expresses his new found feelings to said partner.

Meg: Hey Laura did u know Daniel & Isabella are no longer flirty friends??

Laura: Why, what happened??

Meg: Daniel came to think of Isabella as more than a flirty friend & told her even though Isabella was only setteling untill here 1st choice became a free agent again.

Lauara: Always happens... they'll prob ignore each other for a while & then occasionally have to exchange tense half hearted smiles from now on.

by The Verbalist January 8, 2007

44πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


friend purge

rid of (delete) unwanted friends/acquaintances on online social networks, typically giving a sense of cathartic release.

I just had to do a friend purge on facebook. I don't like that many people.

by Fredo|Fredi September 28, 2008

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Squeaky Friends

The friends we all have and we all love.

Sora The Troll loves to play Roblox with his Squeaky Friends.

by SquishyPumpkin September 10, 2020


cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.

Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.

by Gayth May 10, 2018


Calendar Friend

The term for a close friend whom you used to hang out with often, but now see only rarely such as at birthday parties for mutual friends and other special social events. Often these encounters are awkward as mutual friends bring you together obligatorially, not voluntarily.

Friend 1: "Have you seen or spoken to Bob at all?"

Friend 2: "No, I haven't. We used to hang all the time, but kind of had a falling out and we don't talk all that much any more. He's just a calendar friend."

by Epinionator September 27, 2010