a bunch of degenerates simping over a fucking pixel cat
bob: im part of the lgbt community
dad: i support!
bob: im emojicat sexual
dad: im gonna go get milk
The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.
People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.
Business sexual is the next step up from business casual attire, where you sex it up a bit. Ladies wearing slightly shorter and tighter dresses, higher heels, more skin. Men wearing tighter jeans, deeper v-necks, fewer buttons done, looser hair, etc.
Bob: “hey bro, what’s the attire for the group dinner tonight?”
Tom: “it’s business sexual..”
Bob: “what’s business sexual?”
Tom: “so dress like you would for an afternoon business event, but sex it up a bit..”
Bob: “oh nice! I just got a new pair of Jordan 1’s I’ve been looking to break out.”
A person who has complete control over their sexual desires. Also a person with no sexual frustrations and is an absolute sex god/goddess
Kylie: OMG did you and Mark fuck last night?
Ave: No I'm waiting for the right moment
Kylie: wow you must be sexually immune, because a guy like him is too irresistible
We use this for the people who prefers chandeliers or sex with chandeliers.
Gréti - Wow, what a girl!
Domonkos - I'm chandelier-sexual, I'm not interested in girls
Someone who is in love with Nicho McCracken.
Guy: I love you Nicho 🥵
Nicho: So you're NichoMcC Sexual
Guy: yessir daddy
A sexual pest is a pervert usually male with zero game when it comes to to hooking up. They are often older married guys who gawk at attractive bartenders and waitresses like total creeps when they are sneaking out and having a few drinks behind their wives backs.
That guy Billy Docks is a sexual pest , he’s always staring at me with this stupid drunken look on his face