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Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.
You seen the captain of the loch seaforth? I'd give him an Ullapool shower any day
The little plastic covers from razors. They typically fall on the shower floor and result in excruciating pain when stepped on. Usually left for for the next person showering.
My wife left a shower Lego for me and now my foot is bleeding.
When a nigga gotta make ramen noodles while he takes a shower to budget water.
You enjoy that struggle shower my nigga.
Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding
Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.
Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.
Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.
Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.
When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.