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Summered

When someone leads you on and gives you the illusion that there is a relationship to be had but they never feel the same way. Sometimes they are very direct with you, sometimes they are not, could leave mixed signals. They lead you on for the longest time knowing what you want and they never give it you, essentially wasting your time in the long run.
From 500 Days Of Summer

Sam: Look, I think you're really sweet - but I just don't feel the same way yet.
Joe: Is there a chance in the future?
Sam: Maybe
~5 months later
Sam: Haha oh my gosh Joe, you're so cute.
Joe: Haha yeaah we should kiss
Sam: But not like that.
Joe: Alright Sam, let's just cut to the chase, do you like me or not? I'm tired of getting Summered.

by March 4, 2021


Summer of Swag

1. A summer where you make big money
2. Twitter Tuesday phrase at Swagbucks.com

This summer of swag has proven to be fruitful

by ibetitstung June 30, 2009


summer breeze jones

a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.

guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"

guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"

by hooligan hoolio December 9, 2018


summer handy

Getting a handjob when it's 86° or hotter while drinking a summer shandy.

I was half in the bag drinking a summer shandy while she gave me a handjob aka summer handy.

by boomzquad August 3, 2024


summer and rosey

A retard Bob with no smartness just dumb forever summer and rosey is a retarded Bob

Wow that’s a MEGA BOB summer and rosey

by Fuusiiswijwmwjwjwje March 24, 2022


summer sandwich

N. Two sweaty men with a big sausage in the middle. Preferably covered in a nice white sauce. Served hot.

Bro: Hey wanna make a summer sandwich? No homo!
Bro 2: Dude, summer sandwiches are definitely homo.

by liquid muffins I gmail.com February 25, 2014


head boy summer

whence a particular young leader finds himself single in the lead up to the best summer of his life. he will conquer all the bitches.

"Want to go to Rickstein's on Saturday night?"
"I'm breaking up with you"
"fuck it HEAD BOY SUMMER"

by ilovesweetpopcorn February 28, 2023