February 2

the day you have to go up to the dumbest boy you now and say the most random word in the intire world

-ana

person 1- canker sore

dumb boy-what

person 1- it’s February 2

dumb boy- ohhhh ham

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December 2

Today is national skip school day we don’t know why

Dude it’s December 2nd we have to skip school

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December 2

The day were everybody skips school

Johnny: did you hear what’s happening on December 2

Timmy: no

Johnny : everyone is skipping school

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December 2

A day when all Seans, Bens and Darbys have to tie their hair up! Make sure to bring a hair tie just for them! They have to wear it like that all day long TeE HEe

December 2nd is the day where all Bens Sean’s and Darby’s should be scared

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2 burns

Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue.

"here ya man, 2 burns"

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june 2

one of the best days in da year
the most beautiful, shining and lovely girls are born on this day!

if ur name is alena, sasha, sonya or polina so ur the luckiest girl!

u gonna run the world!
мы русские с нами бог!

-when is ur b-day?
- on june 2

-maaaan ur sooo lucky!

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penis 2

yknow

bros got penis 2 💀

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