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the act of aggressively fingering a woman until her vagina is over heated and hot. than pour heated oil into it and let it warm up. Then place and let the fruit loops fry. The cum you produce will act as the milk and you two can eat out of her pussy like a bowl and enjoy some cereal together!
example: me and Chad shared a nice meal of “fried fruit loops” it was so yummy!!
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Dont go in the gay club unless you are a rainbow fruit loop.
Slang for the act of prostitution
Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce
Friend: your crouch is falling
Me: barbecue sauce fruit
Friend: walrus gumble
when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"
" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.
A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!