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a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.
if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.
p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE
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any male with a purple dick who identifies as a lesbian
Johnny: "Hey Anthony, are you a kinky lesbian?"
Anthony: "Yeah, my dick is purple."
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A name for group of girls at school that are all lesbians. They try to creepily flirt with all of the straight girls.
The Lesbian Society just showed u better leave.
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Isabelle loves men but obviously is homiesexual. She can get any girl if her dreams. Isabelle’s hotness attracts all the lady’s
Isabelle is lesbian for girls that start with a
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A woman so homosexual that she radiates a field of lesbianism, affecting everyone in a three mile radius.
She was like a fucking atomic lesbian, man! I was like six blocks away with my girlfriend, and she left me for some puss
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A trans-exclusionary form of homosexuality that refers to cisgender women who are only attracted to cisgender women. It is a troll orientation inspired by super straight and is not a valid orientation.
Person 1: I will only date other biological women because I'm a Super Lesbian!
Person 2: Sounds like you just have a preference, no need to make it a whole thing.
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a lesbian man is a man who cannot talk to women in the way that a normal woman or man can. you see
if a lesbian and a man who is not 'lesbiann man' see a attractive woman in a bar, and they are both sober and confident, then the man will be the most likely to attempt to chat her up.
this is because the man is sure that she is more likely to be heterosexual, unless he inadvertently walked into a bar called 'she*she' or something.
a lebian woman will not want to embarrass herself because there is a very small chance, if any, that this woman will be gay, or inclined unless drunk and suggestive. therefore, the poor lesbian woman goes home empty handed. if they continue this mindset of women shunning them because of their sexual preferences, then they will find it hard to pluck up the courage to ask a woman for company etc.
LESBIAN MAN is not gay. he just has the same mindset as a lesbian woman. he is attracted to women, but he is too nervous to ask them out because subconsciously, he feels like a lesbian, and is too nervous to ask them for company, for fear of rejection. but he is not sure why. he just lacks the confidence to even risk running the chance of disappointment.
woman- hey, wanna buy me a drink?
man- urm erm ar er huh? yea-yeah-yes
woman- oooooookaay. walks off
'to girls' bit of a lesbian man
man- damn
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