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an edible ascidian usually consumed in the Korean penninsula. They live in shallow waters, commonly attached to any surface like socks and artificial structures.
"So I was diving about, and I say a sea pineapple attached to this boat."
When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.
Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”
The young of catsharks and longtail carpet sharks.
That catshark egg might have a sea kitten inside, just waiting to hatch.
A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2
When you're on a cruise ship and you either step out onto the balcony or walk in the hallways of the state rooms and you get sucker punched with the smell of pungent weed.
We were walking around the cruise this morning, and we got a good whiff of sea skunk.
A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.
“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”