your family tree lgbt

the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.

frank: you mom large gay
bob: your family tree lgbt
frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.

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Wendy's Family Size Chili

A Wendy's Family Size Chili is when a male eats an entire family sized container of chili from Wendy's and proceeds to butt fuck a female. Some time during inter-anal activities, the male removes his member from her glutial divide and vomits the entirety of the family sized Wendy's chili onto her ass. He then proceeds to re-insert his genitalia into her vaginal canal, to completion, thus attempting to make a family.

Tyler totally did the Wendy's Family Size Chili to his sister!
Hey Patch wanna do a Wendy's Family Size Chili later?

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your family tree LGBT

Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap

Me: ur mom gay
Friend: no u
Me: your family tree LGBT
Friend: *fucking dies*

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Family look best in photographs

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.

Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'

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Family Picture Wrecker

Another name for a mentally retarded person.

The Family picture wrecker is so ugly even the dog won't hump his leg.

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wooden spoon family

an eye for an eye makes the world blind .

p1: ya wooden spoon family

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Your Family tree LGBT

More powerful than "Your grandpap a trap", "Your granny a tranny" and "Your mom gay". It will instantly kill all of your enemies within a 70 metre radius. It cannot be countered.

Jeff: Your mom gay
Joe: Your Dad Lesbian

Jeff: Your Family tree LGBT
Joe: *Combusts spontaneously*

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