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It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
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The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.
Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.
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When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
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Forclosed homes offered to poor people for some sense of accomplishment/home ownership. this will lead to heartache and poverty due to poor plumbing, mold, rotten wood, and cracking foundations.
"Did you see Latavius' brand new house?"
"that ain't no new house that's a HUD dump fo sure"
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A sudden and surprising outpouring of emotional and/or circumstantial data.
"I just asked how he was doing. I wasn't expecting some huge emo dump."
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Performing a corpse hump over the face of a dead opponent while blowing a raspberry in the mic, making it sound like you took a dump on their face.
Timmy "oh no im dead and he is going to corpse hump me"
John "No timmy, I shit on your face with my Visor Dump PHRRRRRRRPP"
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Where you take a dump in the top section of the toilet.
I took a massive upper dump in there!
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