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she broke my heart
me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie
The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.
I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.
Whilst enagaged in the act of missionary intercourse with your girlfriend, the deliberate act of saying a random or selected girls name will typically cause the girlfriend to react in a bucking motion. The game, is seeing how long you can hang on for.....
Had a quick game of girlfriend buckaroo last night - I managed 25 seconds.
When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
August 25th , 2022
a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!
Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
Otherwise an Emily. Someone charming, sweet, and funny, who always has your back.
Damn that Emily is the sweetest in the world. She must be the best girlfriend.
The most beautiful, kind person you’ll ever meet. Will brighten every day by simply smiling. Takes your breathe away and continuously makes you feel loved. No one can compare to her. She makes your world spin and will forever remain gabby’s. Forever and always. To the moon and back.
Gabby’s girlfriend is perfection.