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The urge to poop during or right after a run.
I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.
When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result
Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/
The room containing the crapper.
"Where did all them bindle bunnies go?"
"Oh, they all in the poop room, I think..."
A man is startled and awakened in middle of the night....
A quaking from down under is asunder. Brother.
Man, I sure got them spooky poops last night, made me sweat like a hog.
A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.
Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!
When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.
Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.