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Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.
Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?
Kristen: ewww no you creeper!
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On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely
It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat
On August 1st you have to ask out your love interest.
Someones friend : “it’s national ask out your love interest day”
Someone : ”ok”
*later*
Someone : “will you go out with me”
Someones love interest : “yes!!”
the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you
my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain
my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain
Celebrated after March 14th (steak and blow job day) .. its only fair us women get a special day too! ;)
Can't wait for April 14th Gyros & Lick Out Day
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The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.
"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."
"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."
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A skill that requires intense concentration and years of experience. Those that have mastered it have the ability to party very hard without becoming overcome by the effects of the drugs consumed during said party.
Legend: Ted, I have mastered the art of booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce.
Ted: When should I schedule your parade?
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