She’s a rale Sally-Anne

Someone who is acting immature by getting offended over little things and falling out with people over nothing

“She’s a rale Sally-Anne

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My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

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that's what she said at the picnic

That's right! I agree. You can say that again!

The winter sucks!
That's what she said at the picnic!

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she did a number one on me

The act of a female riding a guy

She did a number one on me

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sling one up the back of she

To put it right up her arse.

"brev, shes fit! why don't you sling one up the back of she"

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Nah, man, she wouldn't do that

Yeah.... That's what I fucking thought to you dumb shit.

Your fiance fuck the mentally disabled?

Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.

Doesn't she know that you would think that?

I don't know.

You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.

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She sells sea shells on a sea shore

Luigi's rap.

Stolen from Waluigi.

She sells sea shells on a sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand

You must create a sense of scarcity shells will sell much better if people think theyre rare you see
Bare with me take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island stock pile em high until theyre rarer than a diamond

You gotta make the people think that they want m
Really want m, really fuckin want m
Hit m like Bronson
Influencers product placement featured prime time entertainment
If you haven’t got a shell then youre just a fucking waste man

its monopoly, invest inside some property start a corporation make a logo do it properly
Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy swallow all your morals theyre a poor mans quality
Expand expand expand clear forest make land fresh blood on hand
Why just shells why limit yourself She sells sea shells sell oil as well

Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds sell rocks sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Press on the gas take your foot off the brakes - run to be the president of the United States
Big smile mate, big wave that's great, now the truth is overrated tell lies out the gate
Polarise the people, controversy is the game, it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

The world is yours step out on a stage to a round of applause youre a liar a cheat a devil a whore
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore